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A koala bear was up in a tree smoking a joint when a bearded dragon walked by and saw the koala bear.... "what are you doing up there koala bear" asked the bearded dragon "Im smoking a joint man..why dont you come up here and get high with me" said the koala bear. so the little beardie climbed up the tree and him and the koala bear sat there for hours just rolling and smoking joints for hours then the beardie said "man im thirsty, im gunna go get something to drink'' so the bearded dragon walked to the water hole and started chuggin water but because he was ungodly high he lost his balance and fell in.....seeing all this a crocodile swam up and asked the beardie whats going on and the beardie replied "i was smoking weed with the koala and i got so high that i cant stand up and drink" so the crocodile walked to the tree to check it out, when the crocodile got to the tree he yelled up to koala and said ''hey man whats up'' and the koala said...."shit dude,how much water did you drink.. on Bearded Dragon Jokes
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Komodo dragon attacks 2 in Indonesia
The Associated Press
Posted: Feb 6, 2013 11:34 AM ET
Last Updated: Feb 6, 2013 12:34 PM ET
Komodo dragons have a fearsome reputation worldwide because their shark-like teeth and poisonous saliva can kill a person within days of a bite. (Dita Alangkara/Associated Press)
An official at Komodo National Park, Heru Rudiharto, said Wednesday the two-metre-long komodo dragon attacked a park ranger after walking into the office on Tuesday. It then attacked another park employee who came to help him. Both were badly bitten and were evacuated to a hospital on Bali Island.
Rudiharto said the park ranger also was attacked by a Komodo dragon in 2009.
Endangered Komodo dragons can grow longer than three metres. Fewer than 4,000 are believed to be alive. They are found in the wild primarily on the eastern Indonesian islands of Komodo, Padar and Rinca.